What a Toddler Really Hears When You Talk To Them: A Guide for Parents

When you say, “That’s my food.”

"I wasn’t hungry anyway, and I love that you’ve submerged your tiny, germ-ridden hand in the mashed potatoes and gravy you hadn’t yet allowed me to eat."

Demanding that Everyone Stand for the National Anthem Is Phony Patriotism; Putting Your Career on the Line for Your Ideals Is the Real Deal

President Trump Told Us He Was a Great Negotiator; He Couldn’t Even Make a Deal with His Own Party